Hi, my name is Matt. Here are some words you can make on a calculator by turning it upside down (scientific calculators do not work).
14 (hi)
008 (boo)
77345 663 (egg shell)
663 (egg)
5663 (eggs)
77345 (shell)
577345 (shells)
1134 (hell)
01134 (hello)
3507 (lose)
5501 (loss)
4445 (shhh)
5531 (less)
1135 (sell)
55318008 (boobless)
55318 (bless)
5607 (logs)
607 (log)
343434 (hehehe)
34 (he)
53045 (shoes)
3045 (shoe)
7738 (bell)
57738 (bells)
5002 (zoos)
002 (zoo)
514 (his)
335 (see)
345 (she)
338 (bee)
317 (lie)
5338 (bees)
38 (be)
304 (hoe)
604 (hog)
707 (lol)
5604 (hogs)
4614 (high)
336 (gee)
376616 (giggle)
608 (bog)
5608 (bogs)
618 (big)
7714 (hill)
57714 (hills)
53704 (holes)
3704 (hole)
612 (zig)
06 (go)
7718 (bill)
57718 (bills)
3170 (olie)
4615 (sign)
5508 (boss)
0705 (solo)
018 (bio)

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Once there was a women with size 69 boobs (type in 69 on calculator) who had 222 many boobs(type in 222 on calculator). One day, she was walking down 51 st. (type in 51) and saw her ex (type in the multiplication sign for x) boy friend who ate(type in 8 on the calculator) all her boobs. What is she now? (turn over the calculator and read the answer) BOOBLESS